| Useful phrases to know when traveling in the Middle East...Author: Unknown Submitter:  Dave
  AKBAR KHALI KILI HAFTIR LOTFAN
  *Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun.*
  FEKR GABUL ORADAN DAVAT PAEH CUSH DIVAR
  *I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie on the floor with my arms above my head and my legs apart.*
  SHOMAEH FEKR TAMOMEH DEH GOFTEH BANDE
  *I agree with everything you have ever said or thought in your life.*
  AUTO ARREREGH DAVATEMAN MANO SEPAHEH HAST
  *It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk of your car.*
  FASHAL-EH TUPEHMAN NA DEGAT MANO GOFTAM CHEESHAYEH MOHEMARA JEBEHKESHVAREHMAN
  *If you will do me the kindness of not harming my genital appendages I will gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in public. *
  MATERNIER GHERMEZ AHLEIEH, GHORBAN
  *The red blindfold will be lovely, excellency.*
  TIEKH NUNEH OB KHREELEH BEZORG VA KHRUBE BOYAS INO BEGERAM
  *The water-soaked bread crumbs are delicious, thank you. I really must have the recipe.*     | 
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